My wife can spend all day in the sun and turn a nice shade of brown.
Not me. There is no "tan" for me. It's either pasty white or lobster with no middle ground whatsoever.
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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i get burnt with multiple layers of sun lotion
If the cream wasn't such a goddamn sensory nightmare...
UPF clothes FTW
Clearly you've never met someone like my wife.
Baking in the sun risks skin cancer. But people like to be tanned, so cancer is worth it for a good look.
mate it's £5-10 for a 200ml bottle I'd hardly call that cheap
I buy the store brand from the local supermarket. €2,99 for a 250 ml bottle of SPF 30 and it works great. I never get sunburn, even during multi hour bike rides in the blazing sun.
In the city of Utrecht NL they have free sunblock stations spread around the city. It shows the temp and UV rating. But buying it in store is crazy expensive and often the quality is poor. Some fancy tiny spray bottles go up to 12 euros, only good for 3 to 4 uses. wtf. Imagine being ginger, there's a ginger tax called sunblock.
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WTF are those prices. I'd start looking into importing from abroad ...
Here in the Netherlands it’s expensive as well. Like a small bottle of name-brand sunscreen is €30.
Cost of living in the UK is up 25% since Brexit happened in 2021.
"We've become the first country in the history of the world to have placed economic sanctions upon itself" -James O'Brien
We're a population of morons who will still blame anything but ourselves for the position we're in.
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One day I'll win, you all will see!
My excuse is that the weather was predicted as "cloudy" when we left in the morning. When we were on the trip, though, the sun was burning down to extinct humanity instead.
You should be putting sunscreen on regardless, and reapplying every 3 hours.
If you spend 8 hours in the sun, the sunscreen doesn't seem like it helps entirely.
Reapply q2 hours and every time you use a towel. I don't think most sunscreen is advertising all day Protection.
I mean of course, I'm saying even adding more periodically. Just feels like always some gets through
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I'm just stayin inside
Ok Bo Burnham
but they're specifically avoiding burning their hams
Went out to look for a reason to hide again
Fallen London vibes
If you hate the feel of sunscreen like I do, check out UPF clothing 👍
as a man I have the primal urge to pick a fight with the giant ball of fire in the sky, I lost this time but one day.
Let me let you in on a little secret...you gotta attack at night.
Unfortunately I've already committed to it happening one DAY.
"ball of fire"
Haha, no no. You threw down with a gigantic source of cell destroying radiation. The fire did no harm.
There's no fire in the sun. Fire is some material oxidizing, and that's not what's happening (or at least not in relevant amounts). What creates the radiation is nuclear fusion.
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Hypothetically speaking, will you get sunburnt if you sit near a fire all day?
The heat could dry out your skin, which, if I'm not mistaken, is essentially what a burn is. However, as the other person noted, a sunburn is damage from radiation, not heat. So I think you could stretch the common definition of a burn to call heat induced dry skin a burn but calling it a sunburn would not be accurate.
@[email protected] If you sit at a magnesium fire, it burns at 3300K, which is hot enough to produce sizeable ultraviolet rays. So you can get your sunburn from that, damaging the DNA in whatever of your remaining cells have not been melted away by heat.
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