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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This has to be a joke...right?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These "people" have a lot of imagination.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

That's what happens if you let LLMs talk with each other for too long without human intervention.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh Drew, methinks the lady doth protest too much.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

If you don't want to be the whipped, simply transition to F and become the whipper

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does anyone know where this picture is from? For uhh....a friend..

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Brb, moving to New York.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Rich, coming from the side actually putting people in Camps where they get beaten and humiliated by masked men.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I only like being beaten and humiliated by unmasked women.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Besten and humiliated dont even need camps they do it in bright day light

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

What's the go here. Do we have to pay, do we commit a crime. I would like more details please ?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

It really depends on the kind of music being played...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Umm, are we talking like 2 week summer camp? I'd be game.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Does my dommy mommy have to be tall and blonde all the time, or can there be like a rotation?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I'd prefer a brunette dommy mommy. Preferably goth and/or latina.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago

Guarantee this guy pays a statuesque blonde to beat the shit out of him, or wishes he could afford to.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Umm... Where do I sign up?

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago

I am okay with this (but only if Mistress allows ofc)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People pay good money for this at present. Is this future offering it for free? Cuz I’m in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

First free busses, now this?!?

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.

Nope, not making that up.

https://newrepublic.com/post/197148/dhs-kristi-noem-plans-fema-immigration-prisons-alligator-alcatraz

They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.

They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I cannot think of a better place for him and his entire administration to spend their remaining days on earth.

if it was possible, I would trap their souls there for as long as possible to fester and degrade into nothingness.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's a little worse than that, believe it or not. That site development was abandoned in the first place because of environmental concerns. So it's harming the Everglades, keeping it from draining as well, meaning it could actually cause worse flooding in a hurricane, FEMA funds being used to make disasters worse.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

So, the opposite of 'draining the swamp'?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm looking forward to the find out phase come hurricane season

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hope Canada is ready for an American migrant flood.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I'm about ready to seek asylum in Mexico.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I hope we check political affiliation at the border

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