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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This looks 10x better than the OP

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Id eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images, you decide)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At least here the chicken isn't RAW

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's not raw,.it's fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It doesn't even look boiled. I've seen a lot of boiled chicken, and never with a completely smooth texture and the color of Pepto Bismol.

There's something else desperately wrong with the chicken in the OP, but I can't put my finger on it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Did you have some weird chicken boiling job or is that common in your country? I've only ever heard of the practice in internet jokes and have never seen it performed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Worse, it's steamed. It got put in a pan on lowish heat and covered.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do you keep him in prison?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It's what men crave

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn't even look raw? I don't get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!

I need some serious fucking answers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you'll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I didnt even know that was even a way to cook chicken. Just put it in the oven!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

death penalty

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn't know how to prepare it otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Boils all meats? Like steak and things? Freaking barf

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Omfg that's it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Keep him because he will be too weak to run?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Oh he'll have the runs alright!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can't run and no one is surviving that dish.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)