The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.
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Same vibe
This looks 10x better than the OP
Id eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images, you decide)
At least here the chicken isn't RAW
That's not raw,.it's fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.
It doesn't even look boiled. I've seen a lot of boiled chicken, and never with a completely smooth texture and the color of Pepto Bismol.
There's something else desperately wrong with the chicken in the OP, but I can't put my finger on it.
Did you have some weird chicken boiling job or is that common in your country? I've only ever heard of the practice in internet jokes and have never seen it performed.
Worse, it's steamed. It got put in a pan on lowish heat and covered.
Do you keep him in prison?
The basement evidently.
It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.
In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.
My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.
It's what men crave
No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn't even look raw? I don't get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!
I need some serious fucking answers.
Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you'll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.
I didnt even know that was even a way to cook chicken. Just put it in the oven!
Boiled?
death penalty
Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn't know how to prepare it otherwise.
Boils all meats? Like steak and things? Freaking barf
Omfg that's it.
Keep him because he will be too weak to run?
Oh he'll have the runs alright!
Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can't run and no one is surviving that dish.