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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

How many times was this image screenshoted and recompressed?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

The joke was on me because I had auto-rotate on my phone.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Has anyone else ever came to the realization that the screwing being driven by vodka+orange juice isn't related to construction? 😏

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

We meet again. Lemmy sure is small.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It helps that their name stands out more since it's bold and in bigger font.

It also helps that they're genuinely cool people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

That, or KOLANAKI is chronically online.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Same could be said about you, or me, for that matter

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Sure, but we're not talking about you or me. We're talking about KOLANAKI.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is this the Bartender remake or whatever? Loved the first one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I had to think about it before I got it. Gosh, I remember when I was a hardcore (24/7 drunk) alky and that was how I drank. There had to be so much sugar in my OJ that I was killing myself almost as much from that as from the booze.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago (4 children)

unpopular opinion: A drink that's just booze and juice doesn't deserve a fancy name.
Where I come from, it's called Vodka Orange, or Vodka-O.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

We literally just call it vodka juice

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

I'm guessing German rural areas?

Other notable mentions:

Vodka-Bull

Jäger-Bull

Jacky-Cola

Gin-Tonic (more common everywhere)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm a firm believer in that it's not a cocktail unless it has three or more ingredients.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's what the ice is for.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Frozen water is not an ingredient.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

No, it's two!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I call it orange vod-juice-ka

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Consider the bloody mary.

Tomato. Arguably a fruit. Juiced. With vodka. A grind of pepper. Some other mysterious stuff.

Then a whole breakfast stuffed into the top. Celery. Pickles. Fried chicken. Go wild.

There's a deep beauty there. Beyond the hearty morning buzz.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ah, you talking about Second Breakfast!

[–] [email protected] 61 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

Good boomer humor

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Don't use Tropicana. Use Simply.

Edit: Someone's downvoting this excellent advice?

Try the two side by side. It's night and day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Most of the people here are feral rugrats. They would downvote the sky for being blue.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

That had better be a humorous attempt at hyperbole. If you're suggesting the sky is actually blue I'm hitting the downvote button SO HARD

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

As opposed to Angelica, who is clearly a traumatized Rugrat, who is dealing with her little brother's death by imagining the adventures that he would have had with the neighbor's (also imaginary) kids, Chucky, Phil, and Lil

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Rugrats_Theory

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Orange crush.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I use Tampico

I’m too poor for the gallons of orange juice I’d need at a party

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Sunny D gang in the house

[–] [email protected] 74 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 164 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The cocktail made of orange juice and vodka is called a screwdriver

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

In Germany we just call this Vodka-O.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Also the new Craftsman tools are nowhere as good as the original stuff.

I call it Crapsman tools

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Is it all craftsman?

I have heard it's just the craftsman power tools. Which I avoid. But I got a $100 impact driver that's still going strong after 4 years.

But the hand tools. Got a screwdriver. Seems ok.

Did they get sold to China?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Replace the vodka with champaign and it's called a Mimosa and it's fancy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

A mimosa is just breakfast alcohol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Combine orange juice with fruit wine and it's prickly.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm not having a glass of wine, I'm having six. It's called a tasting and it's classy!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

And nobody will judge you for getting blitzed at brunch on mimosas!

However, I have learned that if you go to a cross-dress club (I actually really don’t know what the place was, or how to describe it, but it was like cabaret, I guess, with cross-dressers. Fucking blast!) and get blitzed on dollar mimosas -in the evening-, they will absolutely judge you :)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

It took me waaaaay too embarrassingly long to get this.