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[–] [email protected] 164 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The cocktail made of orange juice and vodka is called a screwdriver

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

In Germany we just call this Vodka-O.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Also the new Craftsman tools are nowhere as good as the original stuff.

I call it Crapsman tools

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Is it all craftsman?

I have heard it's just the craftsman power tools. Which I avoid. But I got a $100 impact driver that's still going strong after 4 years.

But the hand tools. Got a screwdriver. Seems ok.

Did they get sold to China?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Replace the vodka with champaign and it's called a Mimosa and it's fancy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

A mimosa is just breakfast alcohol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Combine orange juice with fruit wine and it's prickly.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm not having a glass of wine, I'm having six. It's called a tasting and it's classy!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

And nobody will judge you for getting blitzed at brunch on mimosas!

However, I have learned that if you go to a cross-dress club (I actually really don’t know what the place was, or how to describe it, but it was like cabaret, I guess, with cross-dressers. Fucking blast!) and get blitzed on dollar mimosas -in the evening-, they will absolutely judge you :)