Was there any ketchup on those papers?
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If there had been he would have mistaken them for fries and eaten them.
‘Robbie, do you know what that means?’ And I’m like, ‘No, what are you talking about?’ They tell me and I’m like, oh my God, thank God I didn’t know because had I known, I for sure would have gotten angry.
.........what the fuck does it mean? No, I'm not googling it.
Apparently c u Next Tuesday is how it was originally spelled.
Ah, yes, thank you. My God, what a fucking knob. One more for the pile.
So literally a teenage boys brain.
"Hurr hurr, I can't call her a cunt cause teacher will get mad"
Exactly, it is really sad.
lol. I’m glad he suffered a little.
He must be hurting for money
I think Trump has just turned into the personification of the little foul goblin that comprises the soul of every billionaire.
He was always that foul little goblin. Since 1946.
Yeah this isn't new news.
This man is such a child
Few children are rapists.
Few men are either.
My interpretation of your comment is "if you rape, then you're not a man-henceforth few men are rapists"
That would be correct.
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I don't get it, what is c u next Tuesday?
Wait am I trump
If you don't understand the phrase, wouldn't that make you Roberta Kaplan, not Trump?
No no I think he believes that Tuesday is just the naughty day for some reason
Like I didn't know why 69 was the "sexy number" until I got a girlfriend
First letter of each word spells out "cunt," a rude term in the states for a "terrible woman."
"see you next tuesday" phonetically spells it out, and is a passable normal phrase. Its also a sexist joke that a 12 yr old would tell. The fact that it qualifies as humor/spite for a 77yr old ex president is sad as fuck.
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To be fair I'm surprised he still has enough mastery of the written word to come up with that all by himself. This may be his crowning intellectual achievement.
Its not an original. It's been around for a very long time.
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