this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Heroin is only warm right after cooking it with a lighter. Also who does heroin anymore? It's all fentanyl or maybe tranq of you're lucky

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Heartbreak, which is part of life, is gonna hit him like a train. He's gonna maybe hate having felt what he's feeling right now, but it's gonna help him mature.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (8 children)

This is clearly a lie because he fell asleep at 5 am and 7 am already left her house.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Anon knows what heroin is like

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There's a reason why some former users called heroin something like "my sweetheart".

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