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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Cats shouldn’t have access to windows.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So pollution doesn't kill birds at all? Ok..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Why should it? It doesn't kill humans, or at least we really don't attribute very many deaths directly to pollution (even though we know it leads to all sorts of cancers and respiratory issues).

After all, if pollution could kill people, why would anybody modify their truck to "roll coal"? That'd practically manslaughter on a very long time scale.

Why would we be using fossil fuels at all, for cars or for power or for lawnmowers or anything, really. The sale and distribution of fossil fuels would be on the scale of committing genocide.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Yea u got it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

But seriously, your cats are fucking the ecosystem up

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I misread it as "Widows" and got a bit concerned for a second.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Probably plenty of bird widows in the world

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Just curious but how are Comm towers killing birds? Do they fly into them or something?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I'm still not calling it GNU

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I pointed this out to people who complain constantly about wind turbines. "Ban windows!" They love that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Don't need windows if you live in a basement (and use Linux).

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

OK, now I'm hungry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Those aren't birds, that's chicken. Dummy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

~~Fucking furball.~~ Fluffy!

[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 months ago

Is this even a meme? It's a screenshot of yet another Windows/windows joke.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (10 children)

how in the world are cats so good at killing something that can literally fly

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

There was a mockingbird that would always attack our cats. The grandma cat had a beak-shaped cut in her ear and a bald spot on her head from this bird that would attack her. I was fortunate enough to witness the occasion where she finally got revenge on the bird.

It had been pecking at one of the grandkittens and then flew away just too low, and grandma cat did a lightning-fat swipe in the air and just kept walking along like nothing had happened, not looking at the bird. The bird kept flying and flapped its wings like 2 more times, then fell to the ground dead, completely ignored by the cat.

It was the most badass samurai shit I've ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

They're kind of the perfect predators, and birds need to land sometime.

Basically their only weak point, biologically, is their kidneys.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The only reason why cats aren't hunting us down right now is because we're too big to be prey. I read somewhere a long time ago that domestic cats have one of the highest predation success rate in the mammalian class. Meaning once they choose to actually try to hunt something they usually get it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

They'd be a lion, if they could, essentially

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Yeah theres like two species that are better, and they're both also cats.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

To be fair they are good at choosing WHO to hunt

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I've watched neighbours cats take out song birds in our garden several times. They're usually too well fed to actually eat them so just "play" the bird gets injured/has a heart attack and dies from that. Something like 1 in 10 homes has a cat on average in the UK. The better fed/kept they are the better they hunt.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The reflexes of cats are insane and faster then a snake can bite. This video is a little demonstration for that

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=prECuyfQU-o

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Patience mostly I think. At least with rodent they smell a trail and then just sit there for hours and hours until one walks near enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Don't know for birds but apparently they can win a fight with snake because they have better reaction time. So maybe something similar is contributing here too

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They're built to kill. Crazy good reflexes and eyesight, amazing jump height, claws that grab hold of tree branches, feathers, and skin very nicely. There are a bunch of strays where I live, and they are murdering machines when they don't have a bowl of food plopped in front of them twice a day at their leisure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Also whenthry do. Cats like to play

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And simultaneously can't find the piece of ham I dropped in front of their nose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

they cant see things that close to them, a certain distance away they will be able to see it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I actually laughed at that last part.

I don't let my cats outside without direct supervision.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

wait, so if windows are so high. What about like, the rest of the building?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not sure if you're making a joke, but windows kill birds because they're transparent and birds fly into them not realizing it's there. The rest of the building doesn't really kill birds because they won't fly into it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

mostly musing on the clarification of what a window is, because not all windows are transparent, in fact, the majority of them, i would venture to argue, are not.

Skyscrapers are weird.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think windows are that high because birds think they can go through them, they probably don't think they can go through buildings, but who knows?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

i would assume so, but most sky scrapers are entirely glass, and those technically aren't windows from the outside. So do those count?

Though i guess they also have air patterns surrounding them that would make it difficult to bonk into.

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