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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

unironically calls people wagies

Sounds pretty beta to me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As in wage slave or something?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

4mies are frequently known for being complete fucking idiots.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Believes in the whole "alpha-beta" shtick.

So definitely a "beta".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Unironically ironically calls people beta

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

True alphas like me know it's all bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Fun fact: in nature, alphas are parents and betas are their children. Omegas are grannies.

So if you live in mum's basement, you're definitely a beta

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Honestly I want to do this sometimes when someone pulls into my Burger King drive thru and asks if we have a cheeseburger meal.

Burger King.

Asking if we have a cheeseburger meal.

No sorry you'll have to go somewhere else.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

“Sir, it’s called a Whopper with cheese. Unless you order it that way, I am legally not allowed to fulfill your order.”

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist - OP was in an actual civilised country where "Yeah can I get a cheeseburger" is just rude as fuck 😂

"A dunno, can ye ya fud?"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There's a difference between rude and casual, chode.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Not where I'm from, chappy.

Behold the above - No greeting or recognition of the other person, no please, no thanks. Not "could you let me have" but "Can I get"

Yanks here wondering why people are rude to them when they go abroad lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Yanks here wondering why people are rude to them when they go abroad lmao

Non-yanks straight up inventing shit and calling it the norm because they’ve no other way to feel better about themselves is peak dumbfuckery lmao

Your head’s so far up your fucking arse that it’s coming back around for a third pass lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lol “Could you let me have”. Why so verbose? Just use “May I have”.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Lol missed the important bit about recognising the server as a fellow human, then thanking them.

Yous are fucked

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
  • Twats on about lack of civility from yanks.

  • Decides the internet is an exception and feels justified twatting on about lack of civility.

Yous is fucked

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

“It is a hallmark of our civilization that we have done away with civilization entirely.”

LOL.
LMAO, even.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

nah that's the right response. there's nothing to be said. you came in for a burger, they cant give you a burger, no need to waste more time than that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

While that does seem efficient, there's no way I wouldn't be too curious to ask what in the living hell is going on that a McDonald's can't produce a burger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Anon probably banned from this McD due to prior incidents

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I went to a burger king and they didn't have any chicken patties, because of supply issues during covid. So I ordered something else.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

So I ordered something else.

What? What does this even mean?! I’d have flown to the opposite side of the country to find a location that has what I want. Y’know, like a normal person.