Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Obviously childless.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What's the most musical vegetable?

A beet.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

And beans are the most musical fruit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The more you eat, the more you toot. 🎺

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The more you toot, the better you feel!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Beans! Beans! For every meal!