:q!
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> my wife
> vim user
fake
At first, I was mad. Then the slow, sad realization that you're more right than not...
Hey I’m married and use Vim. I feel attacked 😅
Stop showing off VIM to your wife would be a good start. I mean, I would do the same if she tried to show off her make tutorials to me.
sit your wife down in front of vim, and make her use it.
It'll make more sense immediately.
If not, divorce.
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vi is more impressive when you've used ed for a few years. Nowadays, eh.
You have to adopt Emacs and show her that she can even play Tetris on it.
Divorce.
:n!
He tried, but he doesn't know how to exit.
Vimorce
Vidorce.
:q!
Still some paperwork in a divorce so you’d probably want :wq!
Just edit the divorce documents in vim and you'll be fine
Hmm. Attorney charges by the hour and at least 3 discovery hours will be attributed to the time spent learning to exit vim let alone exit with preserving changes.
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Maybe she's into VSCode guys. So try VSCode with vim plugin.