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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

She's your ex-wife now, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

if your wife wasn't vi-impressed, maybe she already is vi-improved ;-)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Deep down, every Vim user just wants one person to tell them that the countless hours they spent leaning to use it weren't a total waste of time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm sorry, you need to :s/replace/her/ as soon as possible.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

That's because her bull uses Emacs.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

My wife's impressed though, may be a little...

But she's also a programmer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried rebooting her?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

it might take ages for her to choose the right boots for rebooting ;-)