May you add a nsfw tag pls
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As they say in the Bible Belt, if you see a good Christian girl on her knees, chances are she ain’t praying.
Worshipping something more important than the Lord(not a high bar tbf)
Or at least something that actually exists
Source of the bottom panel?
The Bible.
It's like he's the rizzler and I'm sticking out all my dedication and worship.
Nah mate, for his is the power the kingdom and glory. Forever and ever.
God literally watches all his children have sex, stay away from him, dude's a major creep.
Who do you think the cuck chair is for?
What the fuck is a cuck chair? Do I even want to know?
It’s where the cuck sits, obviously.
"C'est a genou que l'on aspire le mieux au bonheur"
"aspire"
Ils savaient.
Shlonkin the Lord silly
You call the Lord 'Father'; I call him 'Daddy'.
Forgive me daddy 🙏 I've been a naughty girl 🥺
I forgive you, no just kidding its spanking time
😩
So it's time to start the slut era I guess
Only an E-slut, for now :3
You lied to me 😪
Sorry, I can't physically touch people through a screen. If I figure out how to, I'll let you know 😘
Please let me know, I need this feature too, I would slap so many people that would be so frickin awesome
I swear I'm a good girl...
For this reason I bow my knees before the Father Ephesians 3:14
Lot's of fun yet to be had taking other passages out of context.
Tbh I'm happy to take the naughty bits from Ezekiel fully in context. I'm in it for the donkey dong.
Ahh yes, 23:20. A classic.