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I mean, that's an advice I'll happily follow
Dude being here, eating for free while having reasons to lower rent. Genius.
I've never seen the term toilet mushroom before, and here it is all over this thread
Isn’t it amazing how the coming together of minds from across the world can bring fresh and new vocabulary to the world?
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Oyster mushrooms are one of the few known carnivorous mushrooms. They're cool (and edible).
What the fuck was I watching with someone growing mushrooms on sedated people? What the fuck? I know I didn't make that up, people think of some very disgusting things.
It was an episode of "Hannibal" - episode S01E02 "Amuse-Bouche."
You're right! The internet is good sometimes.
Was it that one episode of Hannibal where the guy grows mushrooms on diabetics he keeps in comas in the forest?
Yes!
Sounds like an episode of x files
Probably a terrible idea, but would these in any way be safe to eat?
Obviously not the toilet mushrooms, but maybe the ones growing out of the chair, cracks in the floor etc would be safe to cook if washed?
Most certainly not. Fungi/plants take up and bioaccumulate compounds.
You can always try the chew test.
Chew a bit and see if you die in 24 hours. If you don't, eat away!
I feel like this system is flawed but I don't know enough about mushrooms to refute it
The way to fix this test is to feed some to the landlord first.
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Mushrooms grow out of rotting organic matter. Oyster mushrooms are all safe to eat so I would imagine that even the toilet shrooms are fine.
It's not an attack, but I will never understand how mushrooms can be appealing to people. I will never be able to grasp it. To me, mushrooms are grotesque and the desire I see in people to eat them is the equivalent of craving spoiled food. The flavor is not enough to counter the texture triggering my gag reflex.
Yeah, yeah. We all have different tastes and stuff. It's just a hard thing to wrap my head around.
Same. It's just fucking bizarre. Having said that, living by eating the corpses of other animals is also insanity, only to a smaller degree.
Fungus in general is incredibly alien. It's not a plant, it's not an animal, it's.... something outside of our traditional understanding.
Quite reasonable to be put off them, I love eating mushrooms but they're... creepy...
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Yeah the piss on top of them is just added flavor!
You want to eat the toilet mushroom the most, don't you?
Its already got some nutella on it too
This one time at my old basement apartment I went away for a few days and came back to find a mushroom had grown in the bathroom. Never saw it happen again after that one time.
Ive seen them at work growing out of the walls near sink drains and behind dishwashers where its always wet. Pretty fucking nasty seeing shit like that. Thankfully we were tearing the place apart for cleaning to prep it for a remodel.
This is how TLOU starts in real life.
It already started last year
An otherwise healthy person can take care of a candida problem by eating a tbsp of coconut oil a day for a week, fyi. It'll cause a big die off of the infection so you'll feel like shit for a couple days while the dead yeast bits flood your waste management system though. Cut back sugar during so you're not feeding the little fuckers while trying to kill them also.
TLOU was cordyceps, the same fungus that makes zombie ants. Thankfully not the same thing.
Yes, I don't believe you.
I'm glad you don't, because you'll look it up on reputable sources at some point as a result.
Here's one in case anyone else doesn't want to take the time to do that.
C. albicans had the highest susceptibility to coconut oil (100%), with a minimum inhibitory concentration (MIC) of 25% (1:4 dilution)
Unless you eat 1/4 of your body weight in coconut oil this seems to be very irrelevant to human health.
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Okay - I'm not going to take this further because I know what candida people are like, but even the title of that paper means it's not relevant to a living human. Orange juice will kill cancer cells in vitro, it's meaningless to extrapolate from that. Maybe a coconut oil massage is in order next time I'm feeling a little thrushy, but that's about it.
I always thought it was a tbsp of maple syrup a day to take care of a canadian problem
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Dude just gave people ideas of how to get revenge on bad landlords, spray some spores on your last day and hope for the worse.
I thought that was the point of the image
That was definitely the joke, yeah
Time to burn everything down and start fresh.
Yum roasted mushrooms
A win is a win.
Everyone loves a good toilet mushroom
Toilet mushrooms go great with crotch fries, they really bring out that tanginess.