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Am I the only one who gets to the self checkout and is compelled to finish as soon as humanly possible?

Imagine if there was a speedrun timer on them and a leaderboard

Would make boring everyday life a little more interesting

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (5 children)

The faster you go the more likely you get free things! Win-win.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I love them because i am not being rushed, i can pack my groceries up in peace and properly stacked in the bag. Meanwhile at a normal checkout a bored cashier routinely scans my 30 items in less than 10 seconds, leaving me struggling to pay, and pack up my shit while a dozen people are waiting in line behind me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I imagine if OP were your cashier, they might be thinking of it as a game to see how fast they scan stuff. Bonus points if they make you sweat.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The that's how stress killed OP.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Shopping Any% speedrun (WR)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Gotta backhop around the store and trimp off the mobility scooter to jump over the aisles and get to the aisle you need, avoiding the unskippable cutscene of getting stuck behind someone who's abandoned their trolley in the middle of the aisle

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Instructions unclear, speedrun ruined by RNG which put me directly behind a 98 year old lady at the till and subsequently had to endure an unskippable cutscene where she and the cashier are laughing about the things her new Pomeranians are doing.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

That’s just walking out without paying (without getting caught).

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

A risky skip that makes or brakes any run, especially as it causes a soft lock if you mess it up

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Speed runners hate it because it’s so dependent on good RNG

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm busier thinking about the people that is being paid to make sure I do the checkouts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Is your problem that fewer cashiers are being paid or that someone's being paid to make sure you don't steal anything?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (4 children)

It feels weird to me, like I feel pressured to do the cashier job on myself while the person that would normally do it watches.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

And they'd do it faster, anyways!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

That is what it is, but the person isn't watching just you, they're watching 10 at once, which means less queuing

I find I do it much faster than cashiers tend to, it's not a lot of effort and it takes less time out of my day than if they were to have done it for me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Thats exactly what it is Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

My problem is someone gets paid to double check that I did someone else’s job (for free) properly.

I hate self-check out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

unexpected cumfart in bagging area

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I hate when that happens.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I like it a lot. It's way quicker. Self check out greatly increase efficiency. One person can handle at least a few checkouts. Self checkouts also use way less space so there can be more checkouts than otherwise.

Here we also often have the option of carrying around a portable scanner when shopping so when it comes to paying you just dock the scanner, pay, walk out with your prepackaged bags.

Occasionally someone will check that you actually scanned everything but that's pretty rare and self checkouts still saves a lot of time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Cool.

The ones here are clunky buggy pieces of shit and I’d rather deal with a human with a job instead.

But I’m all for choices so I have nothing against other people using self-checkouts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Over here they tend to work pretty well depending on which store you're in

In Lidl you have to slow yourself down a bit because the weight system gets confused if you do it too fast

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I don't mind that, I really hate having to wait in queue for 25 minutes while someone checks out their family of 8's monthly shop in the only open lane when I've got a packet of biscuits and a couple tins of soup

Or wait for the cashier who's fed up with their job to scan things 3x slower than I would, ask me if I've got a loyalty card, ask me if I want a receipt etc

I am a rather impatient individual I realise but self checkouts solve those problem for me. I get why people like normal ones but self checkouts seem logical

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I'm with you about the cashier. I don't see how having somebody working an extremely mechanical job is a good thing for them. It must be so depressing.

I understand that people need to earn a living, but using people to be robots is a waste of their potential. At least with self checkout it's a bit more dynamic for that one person monitoring several checkouts.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 7 months ago

Only benefit of self-checkout is buying steaks at bulk onion prices.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I try to be as efficient as possible. I don’t think most people even think about it.

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