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I was thinking about sentences that can tell the entire story on their own. I have 2 common examples:

  • So, I started to play WOW
  • My husband was 20 older than me

I can already tell how is gonna develop and end. What other sentences you know that have this effect?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

"Yes, I have! We learned about him at the Academy. It turns out it was an ironic nickname given to him by his peers after his disciple basically took him down. One of those lessons in knowledge and treachery, meant as a fable for building false trust, but some idiots are empowered it."

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

"I'm not racist, but" oh, they are going to say something racist.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

"After this, I'm retiring"

The would-be retiree is dying the ABSOLUTE next scene. RIP my wingman PJ, he was gonna marry his girl after we left the Avalon Dam

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"I promise" followed by anything. That thing will 100% not happen.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I promise that in a few hours the sun will rise.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You've done doomed us all, donnie!