What Twilight fans go for
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Oh shit, the young Jimmy Carr mannequin at Madame Tussaud's came alive and is now a real little boy.
On a side note, I couldn't remember Jimmy Carr's name, but googling "brittish standup annoying laugh" returned Jimmy Carr in the first result. I wonder what would happen if you googled "ventriloquist dummy turned standup comic most likely to be into snuff porn"
Update: it doesn't return Jimmy Carr, and don't google yourself :(
Was number 2 on the result Ricky Gervais?
So he ain't real? That's good, now I don't have to feel sorry for this guy looking like that.
Fake name, but a real white nationalist running the account and, shockingly, talking about real Secret Jewish Tunnels that he probably wasn't actually involved with but are hilarious.
lmao isn't this the guy that said he heard yiddish under his airbnb floor?
THE JEWS ARE IN THE WALLS!
I’M NOT CRAZY
-Richard Strocher, caps and everything
his name is dick stretcher
Dick Stroker.
Zombie?
Ok so we accept all body shapes but not all body materials?
Evil Carl Fredricksen
It does look like it's taken in a cemetery and he's been freshly dug up.
The original joke but reworded.
from thine deathly pallor one could mistake
your mortal form, once dead now wakes
They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,
Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;
It had been strange, even in a dream,
To have seen those dead men rise.
At this point I'm suspecting every single one man who feel the need to write "Alpha Male" in his resumé to be gay with daddy issues.
petition to start saying "alpha males" rather than "young boys"
Most of young boys are fine and innocent.
But I guess that saying « he’s an alpha male » instead of « he has way too many problems to solve before being able to come out » would be funnier and accurate.
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