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The $40 watch is probably better at telling time because there's a crystal oscillating there exactly 32768 times a second, instead of some gears and springs and shit that are roughly tuned to 10 Hz by a guy with a screwdriver.
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Me when I buy a knockoff that looks the same as the expensive one
My $8 watch in a nutshell
My phone tells me the time and can communicate with people, lets me access the Internet, and has games. And it doesn't evenb irritate the shit out of me when I need to type on a keyboard.
I cant remember the last time I wore a watch, either.
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one is a time saver, as you can get yourself out of almost any legal troubles on earth, as an untraceable get out of jail card.
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I don't get why more people don't have hybrid smartwatches (the ones with e ink displays)
Love mine
If you have an automatic or manual movement, it'll also be waterproof.
I'm just here to brag about my old Casio G-Shock.
CSB: Just before the collapse of the USSR I was part of a youth sailing exchange program. They sent some kids here to compete in some races and we went there to compete. The whole thing was set up as a sort of goodwill ambassador thing. Back then rainbows were streaming out of all our asses because we thought that the end of the cold war would meant peace on earth and a new era of prosperity (oops). My dad gave me a G-Shock before I left.
The official exchange rate sucked. 2 USD per Ruble. Fortunately we stood out like sore thumbs as soon as we showed up and some local "entrepreneurs" kindly offered us much better exchange rates (the best I managed was 20 Rubles per USD). Of course, these totally legitimate businessmen didn't limit themselves to currency exchange. They also dealt in direct barter. They often tried to hawk one of their "military" Komandirskie watches for my G-shock. We're talking craptacular mechanical POSes where numbers would fall off the face if you looked at them too aggressively. I told them that I'd trade but not for a watch. I wanted a sable hat.
To show them how much better my watch was I took it off my wrist. Grabbed it by one strap and whipped it against the concrete floor as hard as I could. One strap popped off. I popped it back on while they laughed at me, showed them it still worked fine and I told them it was their turn. They didn't take me up on that or give me a sable hat.
But they gave up on trying to convince me that they had anything that could compete with my G-Shock. I've changed the battery on that thing twice since then. The light sucks and it looks basic AF but that thing will definitely outlive me and my whole family.
Hey l, my car can get to the stop light faster.
I wish that was a common flex instead of people crawling up from 100m back.
I don't wear much other than hoodies and jeans.
Got a Citizen and it looks like I paid a mint for it in contrast.
You can say it is the polish to this turd.
Proud owner of Casio WS-1600H
My $400 watch also tells the weather and has my calendar ! That’s an actual upgrade. A Rolex Logo is not.
But the one with the Rolex logo will most likely retain it's value over multiple years and might even increase.
Yours will probably be out of software updates and incompatible within a couple of years.
Value is a false system - just because you 'value' something doesn't mean it is actually logically worth anywhere near that amount. Plus, ones personal decision of 'value' doesn't mean shit if 1) they aren't selling it and 2) others don't share the 'value'. I can go to Walmart, stand in the doorway, and tell people that they owe me money for being in my presence. But if they don't also share the sentiment, I'm not going to make any money.
Have you looked at the second hand market of used Rolex Watches vs First Generations of Smart Watches?
I'm not trying to put anyone down jut fact remains,you can flip the Rolex you buy on the second hand market and get money back after 10+ years.ä without any problems.
Rolexes are for people who understand total cost of operation
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In 10 years that Rolex will hold its value, and may even appreciate in value as they often do.
Even a $40 Casio will still be working good as new in 10 years with less than $5 in parts & labor.
Your $400 smart watch will be literal garbage because its battery is nonreplaceable.
This is super dependent on the watch itself, watch batteries aren’t inherently unreplaceable.
If your problem is e-waste, disposable vapes are by far a larger contributor than a single watch that someone will use for years before buying a new one.
My problem isn't with either. I am just stating that your average Smart Watch isn't going to be worth anything in 10 years. There is the battery itself, then the fact that software at best is supported for 3 maybe 4 years, hardware support may or may not exist.
They are inherently disposable while a Rolex, and most watches actually are capable, if not intended, to be heritage pieces capable of surviving decades.
It's not Apples to Apples.
If you are buying expensive jewelry to hold value that’s fine, but that’s not what everyone is doing or wants. If you don’t care about e-waste then frankly I’m not sure why you care what other people spend their money on.
Functionality > resale value
Who cares what it's worth in 10 years if I get my money's worth out of it
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my watch only costed me $20
One is a watch. The other is an expensive piece of jewelry that is also a watch.
Jewelry is also fucking retarded. Once upon a time some guy was like 'you see this rock? awfully shiny. you want that rock?' and some dumbfuck was like 'yes, I do' and the guy with the rock replied '$$$' and thus, jewelery was invented.
It's a damn shiny rock. It serves no purpose. And people pay thousands of dollars for tiny rocks. Buy vibrators, not rocks. Cheaper 10 fold, actually useful, great gifts.
Sure, if you want to get super Vulcan about it. But people have emotions, can appreciate craft, can appreciate nature, and like to express themselves.
Granted, the person that buys a $100k watch is usually trying to express “I have money.” So fuck that person. But on the flip side, you have things like the necklace my wife wears, which contains a coin that reminds her of her mom, and was made by a local skilled craftsperson that makes really interesting stuff.
I don’t think there is anything wrong with rocking something that is sentimental and expresses that you value good craft.
Casio F-91W - the undisputed ruler of functional wristwatches.
Hell yes!
Does your wristwatch carry a history of use in terrorism? Did it once raise flags at the border if you had more than one? I’ll wait…
You better watch your back, you might already be in a CIA list now.
https://www.watchesofespionage.com/blogs/woe-dispatch/casio-f-91w-the-preferred-watch-of-terrorists
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I'm wearing one right now!
Terrorist!
Where did all the pixels go?
stop flexing with your 40$ watch :)