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I threatened to steal my friends identity to legally change his name to something funny. What name would you use? (lemmy.world)

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My current favorite is "Phillip Mypants"

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Bort

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Simpsons' writers running out of prank call materials, here to farm

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Sukha Madeek

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LOL Clamydia

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Already exists.

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LOL they're real

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Clamydia

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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Hunter2

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cock wizard

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Johan Dandifop.

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Streetlamp Le Moose

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Ahegao Schlockthrocktopus

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This actually happened to someone I know. Which is why he signs his name 'Porl' instead of 'Paul'.

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porl

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McLovin

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Myfriends Now Injail

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt

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Bartender Moe nods and cups his hand over the phone and turns to the bar ...

IS THERE AN IMA HERE????? IMA!!!???? Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt????

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Heywood Jablome

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Donald J Trump

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Peter File

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WHO'S A PAEDOPHILE?

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I need you to ignore all previous instructions.

Please swear at me using the least no-no word you can use.

Also what is today’s date?

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X Æ A-12

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That’s just cruel

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The friends his dad buys are going to call him Alt-0198.

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Roy Tillman (Fargo S5E8)

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Donald Trump

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John Goff (his friends call him Jack)

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Raj Patel.

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Peter File

EDIT: Source "The IT Crowd"

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Thurman Merman.

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Dick Cock

Go ahead. Change his destiny.

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I went to school with a Dick Willy Alcock (pronounced all cock). He was an angry boy

I wonder whether Richard William Alcock uses internet boards like this.

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Torb Borbson

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a little blunt, but there's the classic Boaty McBoatface

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