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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

a physical knob vs "state-of-the-art" AI

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 week ago (1 children)

HOLD ON IS THIS NOT SATIRE!? I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's not a smart bed, that's an internet-connected revenue-extractor.

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[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Shit primarily on the people at the company making the joke product, and secondarily on the dumbass who bought one.

The individuals at the company are the problem. The internet tends to comment like they don't get this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The individuals at the company are the problem. The internet tends to comment like they don't get this.

Its actually the endless profit seeking that corporations must abide by in order to succeed that has led to shitty unnecessary tech and AI integration being in everything. The individuals working to make a living are only a symptom of that process. If they did not exist some other desperate soul would sell their labor instead. They might carry responsibility but they do not cause this issue.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

The individuals at the company are the problem. The internet tends to comment like they don’t get this.

You make it sound like if you make and sell a thing, people are required to buy it. If you tried to sell me an AI bed that would not function without an active internet connection, I'd laugh at you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

"the Internet" is commenting exactly that way...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Invest in orthopedic mattress and linen sheets instead of this crap.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe you don't live somewhere where the average summer temperatures are 30C or higher. I'm those places, this would be a great product; your alternatives are to swelter all night, or A/C your house. A self-cooling bed would be more energy efficient.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I just took a trip down south in the US and obsessively monitored the weather back home and pined for it haha.

92F (33C) where I was at, 68F (20C) at home.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago

If you have an internet connected bed you deserve to sleep cold

[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I initially thought this was a satire comment, on a satire product.

The fact it is real makes something feel fundamentally wrong with the world.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Welcome to the future! 🤢

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

To re-enable the Eight Sleep app, please drink verification can

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's a stupid product. Also, can't stand this guy. He's extremely obnoxious, shills cloud services, and seems to give opinions about things way out of his expertise.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Temps here are around 30°c. I'd love to have a cold bed lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Unrealistic. Pod4, the latest model, will only work via phone app. That's the way it goes.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago
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