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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of a friend weight watchers dilemma. She had a certain amount of points to spend on a day of food. It was just enough for one serving of her favourite Indian dish, but did not cover rice or naan...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For a variety of reasons (only some of which are related to a conscious choice to be healthier) I've lost 25 pounds. I was at the store the other day and the party sized peanut butter M&Ms were on sale. I thought "I've lost weight, and can afford to indulge a little," so I bought one.

Omg, I can't stop eating them! They're so completely addictive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I love peanut butter m&ms!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Did that just now

This thing is way to accurate, where are your cameras phosphorescent man ?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah, that's just basic math.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Well yeah. This but unironically. Why does anyone do anything "healthy" if not in exchange for doing something fun later (or earlier)?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Because I already did all the fun things and got fat, so now I need to make up for all the healthy things I didn’t do before

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I'll amend that to "later (or earlier)".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

"Buy Now, Pay Later" but for calorie consumption then?