Midlife crisis/divorce/utter failure? Vodka.
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Is there a country where potatoes are not eaten?
It's essentially an untapped vessel for world peace, if you think about it.
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Need something to run Linux on? Potato
or a homicidal AI with an unhealthy obsession to neurotoxin
Wait till you Google corn
YOUR MOM IS A POTATO FOR EVERY OCCASION
My man, wait until you hear about this thing called rice.
#allCarbsMatter
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Boil, mash, stick em a stew!
I heard some grow in permafrost
Want to get more control over the Irish? Potato Famine.
Breakfast? Apple. Fast food? Apple. Fancy dinner? Apple. Holidays? Apple. Relaxing at home? Apple. There's Apple
Always an Apple shill in the comments
Potato is the apple of the potato world.
dirt apple
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Why is mash a holiday food? They're just mechanically pre-digested boiled potatoes.
Probably because OP makes things extra yummy on holidays and boiled potatoes are made approximately 700% yummier by being "mechanically pre-digested" as you call it.
That's just how the science of potato magic works 🤷
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potatoes are one of the few foods you can eat exclusively and survive for long periods of time
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Alcohol? Vodka! Starch to make bread? Potato starch! 2 potatoes? 1 potato in the ground!
What's so fancy about a baked potato?
It's the low-labor, hard-to-fuck up way to make potatoes that so many "fine dining" places default to.
Note the quotes.
Baked potatoes are what you get from a food truck.
Are people meaning roast potatoes?
Both of those look delicious.
Person in OP is probably from the US. Many restaurants when you order a steak, you also get a potato that’s been in the oven and cut into half way, with a bit of butter or sour cream placed inside of its open potato slit.
Ok. That is what we'd call a Baked or Jacket Potato.
However, over here, jacket potatoes are more of a "stack it high with toppings" food on-the-go thing. We love them, but don't see them as fancy.
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Baked potatoes fancy? I love a baked potato with beans and cheese, but it's hardly fancy.
Fondant potatoes are what you want for fancy (and delicious).
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