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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The classic Irishman's dilemma: do I eat this potatoe today, or ferment it so I can drink it tomorrow?

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Stretched too thin? Potato starch

Bored? Potato Head

Horny? Believe it or not, potato head

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Bar snack? Loaded potato skins

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They're really versatile, I'm even using one as a laptop.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Picnic? Potato Salad!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (4 children)

baked potato is fancy? wow

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

A loaded baked potato (butter, sour cream, cheese, chives, salt/pepper) is usually a side dish when we have "special" meals like holidays or anniversaries or whatever and I think that's what OP was goin for?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think if there are chives garnished on it then it looks fancy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I mean baked potato is as fancy as the toppings you put on it yeah but after a while it stops being baked potato

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

yeah they should've gone with pommes fondant

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

nice TIL about these, will definitely try

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Saved that astronaut guy stranded on Mars.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is stupid. It gets plenty of recognition. Everyone loves potatoes. Makes alcohol too.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

More likely a Russian. Sounds like he's making vodka.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

The most versitle food deserves recognition. I love potatoes so much. I had wonderful potatoes at breakfast over the weekend. And the best mashed potatoes (of my entire life) a few weekends ago. I'm pretty sure that other than eggs, potatoes are the most variable food I eat.

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