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The funny thing is: Spiced is actually the best flavor they've had in a while lol
Basically raspberry Coke
What's With All The Capitalisation??
I believe that's called a "title"
it's supposed to be a headline though, to me it's very hard to read this way
That's how titles are supposed to be done in proper English.
Spiced Coke is almost drinkable. I regret to say that Coke Space and the various other recent flavors do not meet that standard.
They're gone in a blink of the eye so why bother trying one, if you like it you'll only be disappointed when it's gone forever the next day.
Just don't get rid of Vanilla Zero Sugar and we good
Where do you find those??? I've been watching grocery stores around me like a hawk, but all we ever get is cherry zero, and SOMETIMES cherry vanilla zero. I was starting to think coke just didn't want to make vanilla zero
Took one for the team and tried it
Painfully sweet even for a Coca Cola product. Reminds me of Jolly Ranchers and/or Swedish Fish but not in a good way (and I love Swedish Fish)
0/10
7/10 with rice
"Spiced" Coke, fuck that noise.
I think spiced is their best flavor yet, but I've always loved ginger beer and cola.
Like, what are we talking here, melange?
I'd try it, but it's double the price and half the size. I'm not paying 60 cents a can when I'm buying in bulk from the grocery store. 29-38 cents is about the right price.
Oh oh oh pumpkin spice soda
What have you done?
God forbid they bring back a good, or at least popular, flavor like starlight.
Oh yeah and the spiced flavor is not great either.
That is a headline word salad if I've ever seen one
The Onion is known for their accurate stature afterall.