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Coca-Cola Incredibly Hurt Nation Not Going To Try New Flavor They Worked So Hard On (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (5 children)

"Spiced" Coke, fuck that noise.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

I think spiced is their best flavor yet, but I've always loved ginger beer and cola.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Like, what are we talking here, melange?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'd try it, but it's double the price and half the size. I'm not paying 60 cents a can when I'm buying in bulk from the grocery store. 29-38 cents is about the right price.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh oh oh pumpkin spice soda

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

What have you done?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

God forbid they bring back a good, or at least popular, flavor like starlight.

Oh yeah and the spiced flavor is not great either.