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this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2024
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My suggestion would be to:
- Move to a place where not driving is a viable way of getting about. If you already live there, great!
- Get a lifetime transit pass and consider getting a bicycle
- Ditch your car and never look back
From the amount of accidents they have had. Maybe start with walking and see how that goes first before getting anything with wheels.
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Have you tried reducing your alcohol consumption?
Sure, keep driving like that, with some luck you kill a person. Fr walk, use bicycle or bus before that happens.
He already hit a guy at a mall
Bro needs a bus pass
Where can I find more humor like this?
Hopefully not on any road near you.
I don't think car insurance is your biggest problem
The best insurance company for this person is take the bus.
Sounds like someone should have their license revoked.
The insurance agencies really need a way to recommend the government take someone’s license when they’re a public danger like this.
Of course sir, you're new low cost car insurance policy is right through this door over here .... 🔒
Well they do give them a strong incentive to stop driving.
They only give them a strong incentive to stop driving legally.
Taking someone's licence also gives them a strong incentive to stop driving legally
My state doesn't require insurance to drive.
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