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But instead of driving and fighting dudes, I ride my bike to the park and feed the birds

I'd be Ryan Goosling

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The last time I went biking (during the day) I found a bullet and I picked up a turtle to help it cross the road and not get ran over.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Then I went down to the park and fed the bullet to the ducks.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry, but Ryan Gosling is already literally me fr fr

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

a gosling is already a goose

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Drive in the park and fight the birds

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

The primal urge of a man to sit on a bench and feed the birds as he becomes older, what could be more masculine

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

wearing fingerless gloves while riding a bike does make you feel pretty cool fyi

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

You birds want to know how I got these scars? I am the one who drives, me, baby hehehehaha!