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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Robotic Christopher Walken.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

He just wants to be... ...human

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Too stealthy. Crews can't find it.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

An anti radiation missile that targets passive systems

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Stealth tank skin requires full stripping and recoating after anything hits it to remain stealthy.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (4 children)

A button that makes the backdoor in enemy C&C softwere.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

The backdoor gives you access to the enemy's copy of C&C: Red Alert.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

The backdoor is locked

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (5 children)

A gun that switched everyone's gender but not their sex.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

But it's rapid fire

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Dima, Ivan, I need weapon from you that only hurts bad guys!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Weapon guidance system never miss comrade. System trained with Ivan 100,000 times.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

The device fails because moral relativism (as discussed by philosophers like Gilbert Harman) and the complexity of ethical theories (such as utilitarianism by John Stuart Mill and deontology by Immanuel Kant) make it impossible for a machine to accurately judge "bad" actions or intentions, given the deep subjectivity and cultural variance in ethics.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

it only hurts them, cannot actually incapacitate or kill them. you have a torture device. task failed successfully?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

My dick, but it's armored.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Pee hole is vented backwards

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You feel absolutely nothing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I imagine anyone that wants an armored dick can't feel anything all ready.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

You thought after he armored up his dick he'd still use it to fuck?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

A gauntlet that lets you control metal like magneto.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Haha holy shit I love this one so much

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (3 children)

A weapon system that spreads peace, love, and freedom indiscriminately.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Indiscriminately across all of space and time... which is mostly empty.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Something something Romans and fields

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

So when it averages out, it's actually less effective than cat videos.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (4 children)

It can pierce through any armor.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

But only the armor. Bullet passes through helmet, stops when it hits skull.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

But only if no one is wearing it.

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