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what no good frozen food in stores does to a mfer
10-15 500ml beers is about how much one needs to get enough calories to last a day
I knew this thread would yield some useful information. I'm writing this down.
Sounds accurate. My mom has been having that volume of beer for dinner for years
Does that include the calories necessary to process the alcohol?
Interestingly, end stage alcoholics are often incredibly incredibly skinny from having a deficiency of nutrients. Although they will have very swollen abdomens from liver failure.
So I guess just sprinkle some protein powder in your booze and you'll be all set!
Yes. Just like all recommended calorie intake figures include the calories needed to process the digestion of food.
Just want to note this is sarcasm for whoever doesn't understand how calories are measured.
They basically measure it by burning a substance, which is not an accurate measurement of how our bodies process them
I'm currently at hour 47 of only beers, no food and no water. Can't say I'd recommend it.
İs your liver made of titanium
If you stop drinking the cumulative hangover may literally kill you
**This is a joke as I hope is your statement
Edward 40 hands.
No joke. I used to brew my own, and my recipe for a Spring Maibock had a RIDICULOUS grain bill. You could easily spend a week living off a half liter once a day on that brew. It'd put you straight to bed, but that's sort of the point of a Lenten fast.
Whu do something depraved like that when you could probably also find some expired spicy peanuts In your cupboard. You certainly won't regret washing down an entire can of expired spicy peanuts with two beers.
Well, you just convinced me OP, I'm on beer diet now
I thought 3 beers are a meal?
There's a pork chop in every bottle!
I will. I don't like beer.
Now two glasses of port wine...
Bro you can drink port wine again?
I wasn't ever unable to?
Weren't you the guy who didn't eat for half a year?
More than half. But I can drink liquids. I wouldn't be around this long if I couldn't.
Nice, I thought alcohol wasn't in the cards for you. In that case: cheers! And good luck on your health journey.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Port is pretty much the only alcohol I drink and in moderation, usually when I think I'm going to have trouble sleeping. I haven't drank just to get drunk since college.
I do really like it though, so it's nice to be able to have something to treat myself with.
Recommend a reasonably not shitty brand?
I'm afraid I can only do that if you live in Indiana since my go-to brand is from the Brown County Winery. Otherwise, I just get something cheap because it probably will be more about falling asleep.
I'll check my local wineries. Ty.
But what about that one time, when that one guy showed up to that one place on the outside of town?
Just two?
Two beers to get rid of the shakes so you can get down to business.
If you ever decide to stop, seek medical assistance. If you are to the point where you get the shakes, the detox could kill you if you quit cold turkey.
Excellent chaser to my sleeve of saltines.
I haven't indulged in a saltines sleeve in awhile, I ought to do something about that
Noxy nooooo
You certainly will not regret it
flour products cause me joint & muscle inflammation & pain, And yes I've tested this with delicious comforting saltine crackers and the pain is unfortunately real 😓 fruit has this effect on me too 😭
no snacks no real food just two beers
Hear me out... What if I have half a sleeve and one beer? No regrets? Or maybe just one regret?
The regret is the missed second beer due to consuming saltines for no reason.
I think that may be how a regert is born. (Intentional.)
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