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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

She has nothing. She does nothing. She just wants to be in the headlines.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That was not on my bingo card

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you weren't paying attention then, once she said JEWISH space lasers she was fucked

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know things are really fucked when you find yourself saying "hell yeah" to statements by mtg and tucker

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Populism works because it taps into actually existing grievances. Or creates them, but in this case it's option A.

Plus she's an actual Nazi type.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Russia is pro Iran so it wasn't entirely unexpected.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Next president, right there

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

the first president of the neanderthals i might add.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Or "my dumb mouth is so wide open in disbelief at what what you're just now telling me" tucky.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago

We’re in the clown dimension.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Even a broken clock is right twice a day or however the saying goes.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Usually this clock isn't even ~~wrong~~ RIGHT that often

EDIT: WRONG WORD 🤮

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

[while] Speaking to former Rep. Matt Gaetz on OAN

😑

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So close, yet so far.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Holy shit, sanity from MTG?? WHAT PLANET IS THIS

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"We have propaganda news on our side just as the left does"

Greene claimed that since Carlson was fired from "neocon network Fox News, he has more popularity and viewers than ever before" and that "he unapologetically believes the same things I do."

Yeah, nah.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A republican being anti-Fox News? That's a bold strategy.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I have heard some people refer to Fox News as being, and I quote, "liberal."

In fairness, these people are part of the MAGA crowd, so I assume they can't actually read and have no idea what the word "liberal" means.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's funny how it they were leftists using that word correctly, they'd be right. Ain't that some shit?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Well, they would have been right, before Trump.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She's just holding out for more concessions using their marginal bloc

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don't take any notes and don't learn a thing from this, leftists.

Just keep voting for neoliberals and demanding no concessions in exchange.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

And just whose fault IS that, Marjorie?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do find it kinda sus that both CNN and fox are advocating for the us to get involved fucking up Iran.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

not really, cnn is owned by MALONE who is a hardcore trumper. he has the stake in ccn, its not litche apparently who was fired very shortly after he got hired.

He is the reason why ccn became fox-lite, soon other MSM-s followed the formula of becoming a fox lite to trick gen xers and some boomers who dont watch fox.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

She flipped?!?!? wtf is going on? lol I swear I didn’t take drugs on a weekday.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

She probably means they should getting their news from OANN and other more-right-than-FOX sources

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Before you get too excited, this was an interview with OAN, and that she thinks people should be paying more attention to OAN

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

OHN (oh no)

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