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Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One (theonion.com)
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[–] griff@lemmings.world 3 points 6 days ago

Face of a flag-defacer

[–] BeBopaLula@piefed.ca 8 points 6 days ago

Every street corner will have a Georgie and Dim ready to club you if you don’t bend the knee for your king unless they are off in the allies accosting the weak.

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 days ago

This is depressingly accurate to reality