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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

JFC, nailed it again. Who the hell is so smart and working there?!

Clements added that he was making fast friends with his fellow ICE agents for the same reason that he was estranged from his wife and had been abandoned by virtually all other acquaintances.

Too much to unpack here, but y'all get it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Face of a flag-defacer

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

Every street corner will have a Georgie and Dim ready to club you if you don’t bend the knee for your king unless they are off in the allies accosting the weak.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 hours ago

This is depressingly accurate to reality