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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Press the snooze button and go back to sleep.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Go online, just like I did back then. I've been online before the web. And it was more fun. And no ads.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I didn't go online when I first woke up. I often though would check see how my downloads did overnight. In 95 I was still using the local collage dial in.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Turn off the alarm clock

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Drink a glass of chocolate milk, fool around until school time, which began in the afternoon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

1995? I'd play the just released International superstar soccer deluxe for the SNES

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

“ffffuuuckk now I can’t get easy pron!!!!!!”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I'll start a few websites, like facebook.com, twitter.com, reddit.com

Make them all federated sites right out of the gate

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Apple, Amazon... Plenty of others to choose from that were considered joke stocks for some reason

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Watch the infomercials until something remotely interesting starts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Ask that blonde for a date...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Go and have a taste of McDonalds if its the same

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Boot up my 486, call over my friends and play MK1

Alternatively make some new M:TG decks using my new Ice Age booster packs and head to the FLGS

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dial into my local BBS and play some door games.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Use my current knowledge of memory-safe system languages to invent D before Walter Bright, but without the garbage collection.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Open tv’s teletext page 245 (now 235) to see latest NHL results from last night.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I'd go to the mall to flirt with goth latina babes. Malls were actually popular back then right?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Buy Apple stock.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Plug in the coax cable and forget the terminator.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Play video games, that is of course if I am my current age, because I was -1 years old in 1995.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Boot up my dad's computer and play some shareware off the magazine cover disk I got months ago.

Or go to the library I guess.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I still like going to the library and reading real books

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I was probably playing Cannon Fodder at that time on our computer.

d:
cd games
cd cannon
(space)(space)(F3)
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