MFW the hot dog flavored water drops:
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2024
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but but, where is the chocolate starfish?
It's holding the hotdog
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I had a bacon flavored soda once. It was one of the most disgusting things I've ever consumed, and I love bacon.
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This is something Japan would do.
So they carbonated the steam water from the hot dog machines and put leftover ketchup and mustard in it? America, racing to the bottom of the food innovation world.
7-11 is owned by a Japanese company, and has stores worldwide. You're free to make whatever you want, though!
Martin House Brewing already did an alcoholic version.
More details on the availability of this flavor will be revealed on April 1 – but in the meantime, the rest of the 7-Select x Miracle Seltzer lineup including Lemon Lime, Green Apple and Sweet Orange can be found at select 7-Eleven® stores.
I am suspicious.
7-11 has an april fools history so make of that as u will.
Hmmmm 🤔
I never felt this sick in my life, not even after hours of riding rollercoasters. 🤢
So it’s not even proper hot dog flavor, since ketchup doesn’t belong on a hot dog.
Correct. Insert mayonnaise.
I admire the bravery it takes to be so wrong in public like this. You're an inspiration
It shouldn't be on the hot dog but IN the hot dog. Ketchup stuffed hot dogs.
We need to make a solid ketchup tube and replace the ween. Then you get little sprinkle sized weeks to put on top
My most sincere apologies, but WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Not who you're replying to but....I didn't think I liked hot dogs until I ate a Chicago hot dog and realized it was just the ketchup making it slimy and sweet. Ketchup on hotdogs is nasty lol
Sweet?!
So I just had a look into it and apparently American tomato ketchup is one third sugar (corn syrup, obviously...). Ketchup is supposed to be savory, America; why do you do this?
I…just realized that I don’t know what ketchup is supposed to taste like.
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I think it's the same here in Canada as I find most regular ketchup (especially Heinz) sickly sweet. I actually buy a no sugar added variant that's much better to me. It tastes more like tomato-infused vinegar.
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Well, they also invented the hot dog lol
I've had a lot of different ketchups and don't really like any of them. The consistency is too slimy for me
Well, the they also invented the hot dog lol
Germany would like a quiet word with you. There's a reason they're called weiners and frankfurters.
Yeah because a German immigrant invented it after moving to New York lol
I'm not claiming the US invented sausage!
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I knew it had to be somebody from Chicago :(
Chicago has an amazing food scene
I have seen what they do to pizzas. I don't need to see anything else.
I don't run a Chicago restaurant so I didn't care enough to convince you but boy are you missing out on a lot of great food
One slice of deep dish is delicious though. Wouldn't want any more than that
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Now do chocolate starfish
That's fucked up!
Only in a hot dog flavored water.
Instructions unclear. I showed a 7/11 clerk my butthole.
Did you get yourself a cookie?
Sounds like the instructions were clear!
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Dog water. 🤢