can't believe they were pushing shovelware in mars
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I can only imagine the euphoric mixture of dread and excitement that the engineer who came up with that one must have had right before presenting it to the rest of the team. The realization that all hope for normal solutions had been lost and abnormal solutions were needed, combined with the requirement of absolute confidence in these facts to present this to managers. I am jealous, this is a feeling most engineers only get a few times in their careers.
I am sorry but this is a ridiculous consipiracy theory, I have never met a single engineer in my life who wouldn't be laughing maniacally (all fear irradiated in a recursive, exhaustive employment of their analytical mind to a hypothesis, plan and then blueprints) as they stumbled out of their cubicle hole they had imprisoned themselves in for the last 8 hours to their coworkers respectful, knowing but still mildly concerned distant acknowledgement brandishing an attitude and persona that looks to the untrained eye COMPLETELY like somebody impersonating Charlie from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, but the room of fellow scientists and engineers know the engineer has either truthfully reached a point where their idea is shit and they have lost their sanity and ability to state why or they have just pulled the funniest joke on everybody else they ever will in their entire career in the process of saving the day. Somehow, if you could freeze time and ask everybody in that room to bet which eventuality will reveal itself to be true, nobody in the room would bet that the engineer had lost their sanity, no matter the crazed performance in front of their boss and basically everybody else important to their stupidly narrow niche of engineering, they trust the engineer's desire to make amazing shit happen implicitly for no more complex reason their life is if nothing else proof of that axiom being the core of their organism...... and look now.... they have the same wild look in their eye of "....ha good jok.. wait no.. that is a dumb idea but... oh I am going to be SO annoyed if this ends up actually working but ok... give me a pen and paper!!!!!!!!".
I imagine to an untrained eye this might appear quite like a complete outbreak of madness, but I don't see how it could have happened any other way.
If a Mars lander hits itself with a shovel and no one is around to hear it ... does it make a sound?
Is NOBODY else curious where the shovel came from??
From Earth, probably
It's a mars robot designed to take samples...
lies!!!
It took me a while to think about what you are even implying and came to the conclusion that this is proof of a mars civilization. Either a human mars colony or a native species. Eitherway NASA is hiding it and I was complicit by suggesting an alternative explanation
If it’s stupid and it works, it’s still stupid but at least it worked.
Percussive maintenance is a real thing!
And now interplanetary percussive maintenance is a thing too.
Punching over IP
Next step: roll this out over the internet.
Actually, scratch that, that would make some teenage-run Discord servers become online Fight Clubs.
Let them fight!
I was just about to say that
I worked on something that literally said "to test this thing, hit it here with a screwdriver" because it was known to be a point where a soldered joint would fail
I used to bash the shit out of some stuff with a hammer to prove my diagnoses. It wasn't working anyway, so I couldn't break it more, and I was usually proved correct when I was able to replicate the failure
The whole "well, it's already broken: what's the worst I can do?" is such a liberating position to be in.
I have learnt how to fix a whole lot of things after realising that
Or, I learnt other things that can go wrong, without consequences
However, there's: "it's not working right" and there's "it's not working"... It's usually important to recognise that difference
"it's not working right" is conversely a terrible position to be in, you can't leave it as it is but you also risk fucking it up further by trying to fix it
Intermittent faults are the absolute worst
I love that guy.