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"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, YOU FRIENDLES HORSE-FUCKER?!"

Laser raptors

Engage the camera motherfucker

Were it so easy.

Buy one, heck buy two!

You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars

"Stelaaa, for fuck's sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!"

"WE. WILL. EAT. WEAPONS."

ALL YO YENS YIP YIP YAP

"🎶They're burning for their lives until we kill 'em again🎶"

Pullo, formation!

"FUCK YOU, YOU OLD B****!" - Charlotte "Charlie" Morningstar

"The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank."

90% of my Population died over the Winter because the Bus to the Heating Plant got stuck in the Snow. But it fine because I can just buy migrants from the thrid World for cheep.

so if you exile august von der haydt around 1850 after rushing grossdeustchland you can reroll him to be a communist and as soon as you unlock socialism and pull marx you can very quickly instate heydt as leader of the industrialists in order to have a dengist central europe led by marx in 1850 without any civil war.

"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me."

Why walk when you can ride?

Food processors are great

Nine planets. Orbiting a yellow star.

"Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!"

the baby is you

6/3/94

dunk covered peasant convention is that way

See that heart? No shit!

"STOP!.....I WANT TO TALK ABOUT CHEESE"

Flashbang detonates "You fools!"