GU̇U̇D MORNVNG?
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Animemes ass post
You will never be a woman you freak, you will always be a man
Amazingly enough, this is the first comment I find on blahaj that has so many instance-specific downvotes that I see not just downvoted, but legitimately ratio'ed.
Don't come back when you get kicked out.
Ah yes... This is a selfie of me... This isn't a drawing or a meme.
I did realize that was you... You got a phone number or something?
Don't feed the phobes, report and move along.
I will never understand allos
I mean... What's difficult to understand?
I am assuming you're ace, and are baffled at the horni posting. I am honestly asking though, what is it that is difficult to understand?
What's up with dick girls and why is it funny? I assume this is supposed to be funny?
Most girls have boobs, and using them to represent two OOs isn't uncommon. Most girls don't have dicks, making it unexpected, surprising, and a bit taboo(which automatically makes things hotter/more fun). We're so used to boob jokes on women and penis jokes on men, but not penis jokes on women. Novelty is required to find something funny, and girls with dicks are more novel. It touches on how we aren't yet used to the bodies of some people, making this a joke on ourselves for some people. That's a bit of a reach though.
The joke is mid, and this meme is more entertaining by virtue of imagining genitals, which is a turn on for a lot of people. We all have genitals under our clothing, we just don't think about it sometimes. Most hands you shake have held a penis at some point. Sexual topics are more mundane than people realize.
We all have genitals under our clothing, we just don't think about it sometimes.
Speak for yourself!
(Also, nice summary)
Good Write up. Thank you
Landing stripe
Huh. That's an interesting reinterpretation.
Hm the female penis. Respect.
Hol up
To settle the debate, here is the naked version (obviously NSFW):
NSFW
Her name is Aya Itou BTW
Did you... Did you just...
I despise you.
Edit: After seeing the answer, I'm not even fucking mad anymore. That's just impressive.
just
I did more than you think. I acquired a textless copy (only black background available), upscaled both versions to 4x with waifu2x, merged them into one, and for consistency I recreated the text with the closest available font, outline and shadow effect.
I guess you can have the HQ white background textless copy too:
Why the fuck did I just do this? I'm not even into futanari. (And if you are, you now know what to search for)
Yet
A man of commitment and sheer fucking will
Thanks! If only I had such motivation for actual work that is piling up, as opposed to making a stupid joke with way more perfectionism than it deserves
In missing the joke? Spoiler didn't work on Sync.
Edit: Oh, the letters. I thought it was something else.
Carry on!
ew fetishization
Oh yes, the body parts police
Feet? Fetish.
Breasts? Fetish.
Penis? Fetish.
since when is it bad to find people hot?
I'm admittedly biased as the person who posted this but also... I don't see this as sexy.
I agree that it could be fetishized but I wouldn't describe the image itself as fetishizing and moreso just acknowledging the existence of the feminine penis.
Feel the same way about this 🫠😕😿
I feel like it's a harmless joke
This is my 1000th comment. ⭐
I'm honored
This is so bad that its good
GOOD MORNVNG?
G(•)(•)D MORN°|°NG?
G ( ͜. ㅅ ͜. ) D M O R N╰⋃╯N G ??
It should be "GOOD MORNYING", to be kinda direct.
You might be in for a surprise.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Helloooooooo nurse!