It's ridiculous how beautiful she is. It should be illegal
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honestly, are people salty Colin jost got her? she could of gotten any dude out there but at least she went with someone who seems relatively grounded as far as celebrities go.
Is ScarJo a lefty?
She says she's an independant but she always supports the Democrats
Stop, I can only get so erect.
She's holding the pen like she's a lefty overwriter.
Engagement ring, left-hand.
the image is reversed. you can tell because no one in real life is left handed
I'm a lie?!
You wrote a statement, not a question.
🤓
I'm a lie‽
Get yourself a girl that looks at you the way Scarlett looks at Colin. Honestly go Google photos of them, she's always so enamoured with him, in every photo.
Women like funny men with good personalities, modest good looks help too.
I mean, Colin Jost has a lot more than modest good looks...
Am I the only one counting the fingers here...bah who cares anymore.
Why can't I just find a girl with 17 fingers like in the pictures?
no. no you were not. this is a shitty timeline.
You sound like this guy I worked with. Worshipped her.
Every picture I see of her makes my temperature instantly spike
Or perhaps she's disappointed you didn't even make the effort to know that a marriage certificate has to be signed at the county clerk's office instead of on the red carpet to be valid?
It just has to be signed in front of a notary. You can become a notary for $150. Though you cannot notarize yourself
That's true only in a few states in the US, and at least in California, not all notaries can do this.
You seem to know an awful lot about this subject, like you have personal experience or something...
Well huh. I was going to post: "you know who wouldn't have fallen for that? Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie, that's who".
But I enter the thread and who do I see, posting in the middle of the work day no less?
You guessed it. Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie.
Tsk tsk.
You got me!
To make up for it, can I have your autograph on a receipt for at least like 20 copies of "Barbie" on collector's edition Blu-ray? I'm a big fan.
Scarlett: What is this, a marriage certificate for ants?
JESUS HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE BREASTS
Jesus sees everything 😏
Least down bad Lemmy user
No, thats just a caps lock & comma mishap - they are asking Jesus a question (I assume something monograph or poultry related).
Oh, that's where I went wrong. I used a death certificate instead.
He she’s left handed like me. Clearly we’re meant for each other, suck it Jost.
~~you also have 6 fingers?~~ apparently I have 6 brain cells
How do you know the image isn't flipped?
Engagement ring, left hand.
Because the writing at the top is the right way round, duh.
Are you saying she's actually Australian?
There sure are a lot of Australian actresses hiding in plain sight nowadays...
˙ǝnɹʇ s,ʇɐɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ʇ,uop ı
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
That lucky sumbitch
She is lucky
You're not wrong but she could have anyone she wants. Especially me.