See, this is why I love my strength build clerics.
I'm outta spell slots, but I'm not outta options.
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Sorry, I can't hear your edgy ass over the sound of these Eldritch blasts
My Eldritch Knight/war wizard stands, unafraid.
In a single round of combat, a wizard can use a spell to rain fire and bring a max health fighter down to 1 hp.
In comparison, in a single round of combat, a fighter can swing their sword four times and bring a max health wizard down to 1 hp.
So they're both as good as each other in a hypothetical 1v1 combat scenario which is unlikely to ever come up during an actual game. Bravo. Can we stop having this argument? It's been 4 months since this exact meme was posted.
No! We must run the scenario in every system first, then compile the distribution of outcomes.
I think you forgot about the bear barb who takes half damage from everything but psychic. Good luck getting them down to 1 hp in 1 round unless you go first.
Poof and suddenly your barbarian is a turtle. No need to harm them.
Unless it's true polymorph they are gonna get out soon enough.
an hour is plenty of time to prepare some nasty surprises. but once again, this doesn't really matter. dnd doesn't work well for pvp
Apropo. Never not gonna upvote V.
If your slots are empty, doesn't it mean they are available?
My bard when he runs out of spells: I cast morning star!
"So what do you have? "
"A sword!"
"A sword?"
"Yes. And I can hit with it twice as often twice every hour."
"... I'll stick to my spellslots thank you."
"... It sounded better in my head."
What movie is this?
Row, Row, Fight the Power
M for Manchester (1807)
Muppets in Space
Goncherov (1978)
For real? V For Vendetta.
It's about time for me to watch it again.
Every 5th of November!
No reason it should be forgot.
God damnit, I knew that... It just wouldn't come to me
V for Vendetta (2005)
Fight Club
Lion King
Shrek
Shrek 2 dumbass
*Shrek 4ever after.
Titanic
Eldritch blast is a cantrip...
+repelling blast +agonizing blast. That's what 20 dmg on average at 3 beams per attack and what 30 feet of push?
+Eldritch Spear (or whatever its called, its been a hot minute since i played a warlock) and Spell Sniper feat to keep back those pesky longbow sharpshooters.
- Signed, A D&D player whose first character was a longbow sharpshooter ranger.