this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2025
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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I'm 30 and I pretty much always used a pikachu pic ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

11: first year with testosterone.

23: first year with estrogen.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

and I don't want to be friends with you at either point

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

To paraphrase a TV show,

:The head office asked me to identify the differences between these two pictures. They are the same.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Profile picture? Couldnโ€™t be me

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Coming up to a decade old discord account. Still default profile picture. I sometimes forget that the default setting is to show everyone's profile picture in the chat history, I turned that off ages ago because it just wastes space on the screen. Have had a few people tell me to set one. No.

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

because anime girls killing you mercilessly is funny

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (5 children)

You called?

sabagebu, school shooting, the anime

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Hi there.

What.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Hmmm

That was fun XD

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love anime's ability to completely embrace the WTF. That was a fun watch, cheers!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Stuff like this is why I'm so happy anime exists. In the West we are all asking "should we even make an animation with high-school girls in a gun fight a platypus?" while in Japan they are asking the real questions "how many guns do we give to that platypus?"

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

That was... not expected.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Thank you for posting this.