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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

And that kid was Robert F Kennedy Jr.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tale of how anon forgot to take his meds

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I can't imagine putting an eight-year-old on antipsychotics

[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Important distinction: A triangle is a three-sided polygon. For example, a quarter-circle is not a triangle, despite being a three-sided shape.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bend over and drop your pants, I will dig it out real quick like

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm on Lemmy so you know I'm already in the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Nice, nitrile, or latex?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

You didn't start with "Akchually"!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Polygon is defined by straight lines?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

a polygon (/ˈpɒlɪɡɒn/) is a plane figure made up of line segments connected to form a closed polygonal chain.

Appears so

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

They should have included something about the count of angles in the name

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

The aforementioned quarter circle also has 3 angles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

"Count of Angles" sounds like some alternate universe tarot card.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A quarter circle still has three angles. I am pretty sure about this. Now that I think of it, I think it has three 90° angles, which is kinda sus.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The curved part has infinite angles

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you want to go that way, the straight parts have infinite angles too.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Those angles are just 180° (:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're just arcs from an infinite radius circle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is it even mathematically legal to allow impossible shapes into this type of dilemma?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

believe it or not, straight to math jail

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In 5D conformal geometric algebra G (4,1), a sphere can contain a point at infinity, and therefore represents a flat plane.