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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This man is a true servant of The Emperor, the touch of Chaos must be resisted at all costs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You know about Chaos? Time to exterminatus the planet to make sure this forbidden knowledge doesn't spread.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (5 children)

This is just a high effort version of "...Then may God strike me dead!" but targeting a spiritual minority instead if the hegemonic national religion. Shouldn't the amount of un-smited politicians indicate that there is no God?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Shouldn't the amount of any un-smited politicians prove any spiritual group that claims to have the ability to harm people wrong? I mean why are witches so mad that they can't hurt a random guy?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I can only actually name one politician that was smited

There's this one Turkish politician that got smited right after he said that Allah will judge Israel

https://youtu.be/B17R9vBOwlQ

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

it's a risky thing to do,

the vast majority of cases, you'll be right. but no one will care.

however, in the unlikely event where you suffer a immediate tragedy, like trip and break your nose, stroke, bird shits on you. you might start a new religion

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, I got taken in like this for a while.

I grew up religious and one time prayed for a friend who was going to go though a couple of surgeries and would have to eat through a straw for a few months. I prayed that I could take some of the pain for him if needed. Turned out that I had a small accident and got my first stitches the next day and my friend was able to avoid additional months of recovery because the surgeon was able to do both operations at once. I took that as a sign that my prayer had worked and believed more strongly in God. For a while until I realized that coincidences can happen and that believing in God is pretty stupid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

imagine there was a Messiah, god incarnate born on earth, but he didn't believe any religious nonsense, and every one in a while he accidentally does some miracles. which he dismisses.

that's you

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And squander your magical talents for substitutional atonement??

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Strangely enough, I could never get it to work again. Must've been my fault though, not God's.

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[–] [email protected] 182 points 3 days ago (37 children)

Reminder that there used to be a $1,000,000 prize available for anyone who could display any sort of supernatural powers that remained unclaimed for 20 years. The challenge rules required that both parties agree upon the test setup, and several people actually tried to claim it and all failed. It astounds me that anyone still believes in this nonsense and that it seems to be becoming even more popular to believe in literal magic and other supernatural idiocy.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There was that guy who could make almost anyone forget almost anything, he won the prize many times. :D

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Everyone should read about James Randi he was a brilliant skeptic.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And he did special effects for Alice Cooper!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Also friend of Penn and Teller. Just a great guy all around.

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