How do you know Elon?
Well, we were at the same party. Aww, shucks.
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025
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Trump's time interacting with the WWE and reality TV really makes all of this make sense. Got to have faces and heels to keep ratings high and carry the plot. In the end, they all party after the show. The dems also play their parts. All ran by the rich and their love of keeping the "fans" fighting over which character(s) are better than the others and paying for tickets/PPV.
everyone already knew that but its funny to see the fallout
brother - so are you
Homie was in the Epstein JPEGs. Why don't we start with those files?
His brother was, if I'm remembering correctly
Epstein was literally Kimbal Musk's 'matchmaker', so you're spot on
Kimbal
Amazing name
And what are the odds elon is also a pedo. I wouldn't bet against it
100%.
Elon is a known paedophile
You mean considering how close kimbal and Epstein were it can be assumed Elon was as well?
I mean, so are you?
Gonna be really funny to see two people who are used to chuds believing anything they say try yo say conflicting things.
Gonna be even funnier to watch chuds try to figure out which of the people they have believed every ridiculous thing they've ever said is suddenly lying about everything.
This was literally the Dem's october surprise last election.
I'm sure it will work this time, though.
So messy, I love it ^___^
Can’t believe I got fired by these clowns
I am extremely sorry for your loss. I know you were a great asset to the country, and you swore to defend the constitution against bozos like these two. Meanwhile the only people who could actually do something about them are writing sternly worded letters. Just know that you will be missed.
Are you being sarcastic lol?
No, I assumed you were a government employee who got fired by doge. Was I mistaken?
I think people on hexbear would not want to "defend the constitution" or be an "asset" to the most evil empire in history. It sucks to lose a job and a likely relatively stable one, but I think it comes off as sarcastic because this is a leftist site- I would guess lussy has no alegience to the constitution or the country.
Oh, I was just trying to identify with them. Good point, though. I don't know why every person chooses to work a government job.
Thanks for the warmth. I do find the mission towards the people a more motivating factor but i have no allegiance to the constitution.
That's been my motivating factor, as well. I'm proud of being in a position where I can help. But the pay and benefits are nice, too.
Usually for a paycheck and health care
Yeah, like a "no oath sworn to an employer is valid" kind of thing
Wait... This is real?!
Yep, he's calling for Trump to be impeached now too.
Holy shit dude, I've unplugged for too long LMFAO 
this all just took a turn in a matter of like 48 hours
Concerning.
Looking into it
You have committed a crime
Worst person you know etc
Richest man in the world, calls himself DOGE, won't even raise a private mercenary army
Cringe shit
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