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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

My fiance's plushie inventory has increased since we met. It's kinda a problem but whatcha gonna do.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

my blahaj is called bloop and he is soft and he loves hugs ❤️

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)

62 year old guy.

I was given a bear when I was born. His name is Growl. I have never once been ashamed of him or hidden him away.

Much more recently (last 10 or 15 years) I was gifted a Build-a-bear Chewbacca. I will never hide him away either.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Word! I'm a nearly 40 guy.

I got a blue bear when I was born. It is called bear. It has a few stitches, and a hole in it's ear. I also have a blue mouse called Mouse.

They've been sitting on the shelves in the kids rooms for many years now.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Wait - - the ones my wife has? Ah, silly me, I am not dating.

But I'd also not hide my transformers or gaming stuff.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I've had girlfriends steal my plushies. Now they stay in a locked cabinet (the plushies) until I know who I can trust.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for clarifying that it's your plushies that you keep locked up. Otherwise, I would have a lot more questions.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The girlfriends are in the other one

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Calm down Simon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

honestly I was scared I was going to be locked up by the last one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

I'm a guy, I have a shelf of a couple of different stuffed animals. One of every dog breed I've had and one of each for each dog of that breed

I don't sleep with them or play with them, I have actual living pets to do that with

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Everyone I date has so many more stuffed animals than I do. I get stuffy envy. 🥺

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Never too late to build your collection, however big or small. My SO got one of those chonky seal plushy about 4 years ago, and they almost never goes away without it now. When I see them leave with their big hiking backpack, the seal plushy squished on the side of it with one of the bag's straps and buckles, I just feel love inside.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Had a giant stuffed ladybug nearly all my life. Somehow abandoned it and just recently, after a few years, discovered that I now need a pillow to hug at night. Miss you, giant ladybug :(

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

IKEA has giant ladybug pillows!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Brb driving to Ikea!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Both my wife's and my stuffed teddies have now been retired. They now sit, cuddled together, overlooking the bedroom. On a shelf, in pride of place. Their tour of service done, but not forgotten.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

overlooking the bedroom

Front row seats then

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Read 'both my wife and my stuffed teddies' without the 's and got very concerned

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Lol same. It was an emotional roller coaster. I felt sad and then confused until I reread it.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I seldom get emotional when watching the news, but when I see a child hugging a stuffed animal in a warzone, or when you see a dirty stuffed animal in on the ground after an attack, that really stings.

Stuffed animals are symbols of innocence, love and security.

I am a 37 year old man, I have my childhood stuffed animals on a chest of drawers next to my bed, and my stuffed toad I got from my mom and have had my entire life is in the top 5 items I would try to save from a fire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I also have a stuffed beanbag frog/toad called "Fleagle" from when I was a toddler and I keep it in my nightstand. It's the only thing I still have from back then and I feel that same way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

We have a moose that goes on trips with us. I recently made a tiny 3D printed version that we call his "drones". They go on the bike rides, hikes, etc.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

While I don't have an stuffed animal, I do have an mood pillow that I stitched and fixed for over 20y now. I can't sleep without it, it's part of me

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