he took a cheeto to the face
this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
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Fell down Cybertruck stairs
Is that roughly the size of one of Brigitte's bony fingers?
He hasn't fought with anyone you guys, he's been high as fuck and hit his face on a table or something.
Got slapped in a throuples spat.
Doubt it. Pussies like him avoid physical conflict at all costs, even though they would never admit it.
I'm like 99% sure he's just taken a line too strong of ketamine and literally zoned out and hit his face on the table. He's right handed right? So he'd take his right hand to his nose and snort with his left nostril, then have that hit a bit too hard and fall on the right side of his face.
In a world where billionaires exist, by rules of ethics, as long as they exist, we are all defending ourselves from them.
Who cares?! He is a fascist scum!
Right wing ideology is ultimately self destructive because it’s literally built on being selfish.
Him and Steve miller got into it
Hitler enjoyed when his inner circle fought with each other. Elon Musk is going out on good terms. The rich have solidarity in their class. Instead of focusing on Elon Musk, maybe you should focus on the dystopic security state that is being built by Palantir. Peter thiel is the anti social Angry gay man who runs that shit.
“I told X to hit me in the face” (paraphrased)
If only that kid had had a sharp object in his hand at the time. He’s already on his way to being a Numba 2. 💩
father of the year using his kids as prop, again. much family values, very Christian wow
It suits him, although two would be even better. Also, I'd love to see him picking up his former teeth.
what do you call a Nazi with a black eye?
a good start
Cool. Tell him to take more. Like 10x more. He can afford it.
Please help me out here. I swear to god, he has given that "I asked little X to ____ me" line a second time. The first time was months ago. Am I imagining things?? It's such a weird deja-vu.
Oh don't worry, he just tripped and fell into a doorknob from a door that someone was swinging into his stupid face.
Edit: fixed typo
Should have been a sack of doorknobs.
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