this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago

Buying a 198k car on credit, smh.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

$198K of stupid banker. $198K of stupid wanker.

I just hope my savings aren't in a bank that "invests" like that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wtf? They paid twice the price of the "value"?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cars depreciate hella quick when you drive off the lot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yeah but even if it halved immediately, it should've gone from 100k to 50k. What this is saying, is this mfer paid twice the MSRP for a god damned cyber truck.

Edit: and this is good news. Fuck that guy and everyone like him.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Complaining about the depreciation of that vehicle with extra steps.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did they not get Gap insurance for their loan?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Congratulations on being an idiot who bought the most idiotic vehicle ever offered...this side of the Pontiac Aztec.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

The Aztec looks dumb as fuck, but it's still functional....

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Google started recommending this site to me recently, and it's garbage. It's all unverified social media posts told in the first person. Shit is WILD.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago (4 children)

How the hell did a scooter do 77k of damage (or more)? Was it fired out of a rail gun? Did the rider survive? Do they need help?

Most likely explanation: had to wait for the cop to do a police report and got caught out in the rain and forgot to activate car wash mode.

Perfectly reasonable and normal for a scooter to destroy a giant pickup. Was the scooter made by space x?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The difference is not the cost in damage. That’s just how much cyber trucks depreciate in value. $77k is the value of a used Cybertruck on the market that is as old as his damaged truck. Insurance never pays out the new car retail value, they pay out market value of the car that’s the same age.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Right? I didn't say anything contradicting this. They total your vehicle when the cost to repair the damage is greater than or equal to the fair market value. If the damage was $50k, the insurance company would pay to repair it instead of replacing it. Because they are giving him the FMV, the damage is more than $77k.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

forgot to activate car wash mode

Wait, what? There's a 'don't die in the rain' mode you have to set?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

What the fuck is wrong with US insurance?! This person's poor vehicle choices aside, when I insure my vehicle in Australia, we (the insurance company and I) agree an insured value when I take out the insurance. They set the cost based on that agreed value and a few other things. Then if my car is written off they pay me the agreed value plus any other costs covered. What's this agreed market value nonsense? Why would anyone agree to that for a financed vehicle?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You can get insurance that covers what you owe regardless of the actual value of the vehicle; insurance companies are presumably going to calculate the cost of that insurance based on the difference between the two. Dude presumably decided it was too expensive

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Did the scooter fall from a building on it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Time to swipe some "trucks".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

almost forgot the obligatory reply

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

The Price is Right failure horn

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

What I want to know is if the poor person who was riding that scooter when he cut them off is OK

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