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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Some teachers deserve all the good in the world.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Why can't good people who want to do good work get paid for their time?

The super intendant of that school district is probably a millionaire, but doesn't do any of the work.

It seems like only the shitty teachers that hate children are the ones that remain as teachers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

During grades 0-4, i had a special program where i would stay at school for 8 hours, but get no homework and had a 1 hour recreation break and big eating break(not to be confused with the shorter one), where we(my class) got served food(once we received moldy bread i think). Each friday we each got a pizza.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

It buys the pizza or else is gets the hose again

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I never appreciated this as a kid even though there was plenty of pizza to go around for everyone back then. If any teachers are in this thread reading this comment, thank you. Thank you. It does make a difference, even if it's a small gesture.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

My wife and I go out of our way to try to reinforce the fact that we, as parents, very very very much appreciate their teachers. We give them Christmas cards, end of year cards, we donate gifts to them, and any time they send home a letter saying they are running low on supplies we donate something with a thank you card. Hopefully this eventually becomes apparent to the kids that they should appreciate the teachers just as much.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (5 children)

why is the meme referring to the teacher as an "it"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Because it's a cat.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Everyone's so scared of pronouns now, humans are now referred to as non-sentient objects.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

But "it" is a pronoun too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Lol'd at this. Great job.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Best way to get it to put the lotion on its skin

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

In my secondary school we were expected to address all the teachers by name so I tended to use "Er...".

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

To further dehumanize it for not buying enough pizza of course. /s

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I did a pizza party for the class that made the most improvement on a benchmark test. Paid ~$100 in my own money, tried to get everyone enough for two slices. It wasn’t the right kind of pizza, they were still hungry, I didn’t get the right soda… fuck me for not dropping that cash on a fat j instead.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

This feels like it could be a new indicator for the relationship between economy and education... The Pizza Party Slice Index?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I DIDN'T GET A PEPPERONI GOD DAMNIT. Fr though, I miss my teachers like this...these online professors ain't worth two fucks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, you're too damn lazy to go to college in person so the online professor "ain't worth two fucks" because they don't violate FERPA and order you a surprise slice of pizza to your house during their class.

Fuck your entitlement dude.

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