All dicks are good dicks, just like all boobs are good boobs. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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Remember having that boring conversation about size, and a girl in the group summed it up perfectly: "The most important thing is the guy it's connected to"
Have I met girls that will outright reject anyone who doesn't have like 7 inches, or more? Yes. Have they been anywhere near a representative portion of women? No.
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Is that not an ideal size for most? It seems so. Don't think anyone should say they are packing "only 5.5", that's at least average, maybe more. Preferences vary of course, but this seems a crowdpleaser size.
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Fake: Anon has sex with a woman
Gay: Anon started this whole thread just to get guys to talk about dicks.
Let's put that super clear:
There. Is. No. Good. Dick. Size.
There are ladies that prefer 8 inches, and ladies that prefer 4.
Some will not feel it deep enough, some others will say it hurts because it's too deep.
Just...make sure you and your partner find a way to make good use of whatever you've got. Select poses that will set you on the right depth, do magic with other sorts of penetrative and non-penetrative sex, and just listen to each other's bodies.
Also, to everyone who goes with "big dick = alpha" shit, you're both wrong and make it hard to unfuck some guys' minds on what makes them good for sex.
if you have a dick at all you should consider yourself lucky. half the population are born with a condition that causes dicklessness.
It's just a negative penis size!
(But really, clitoris is kinda a derivative of penis)
It's the other way round! A penis is more a derivative of a clit. That's why that line along the balls exists: everything started out closer to a vulva, and that line is where the proto labia fused.
Neither is derivative of the other, they both grow from a common source. It's like saying humans evolved from chimps, it's not true, both came from a common ancestor that itself is neither chimp or human.
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The more I know :)
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Aight, so whomever needs to hear this. The average vaginal canal is only about 3-4 inches long and might lengthen to about 5 inches if relaxed. Despite what bad porn anatomy might tell you it can hurt to go deeper than that. All of the nerve endings are clustered at the opening.
The prostate is two inches deep. Virtually all the same mechanics apply.
Your penis is fine.
This is the correct take. As someone well endowed, I get to either be real real careful and avoid a lot of positions, or date exclusively masochistic girls who want it to hurt. As a result, I have had the thought "I'm not sadistic enough for this girl" during sex before.
What a humble brag.
You read these two comments and are still sticking with 'the bigger, the better'?
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