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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon measures up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You read these two comments and are still sticking with 'the bigger, the better'?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sure, not having a vagina negates the 5 inch depth limit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

How else am I going to attract girls who negate the depth limit?