This actually happened to me with Jade from Beyond Good & Evil
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this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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What causes this?
Ganing culture surpassing actual gaming.
There are numerous good and bad reasons for that, but that's the core reason.
I've said it before and I'll say it again
Overwatch is an amazing porn series, that has a shit game adaptation
I think the OP is talking about himself. Kinda fucks you up when your first look at a cartoon or video game character is porn and then you see the real thing.
FNF mod might be the cause
Fake - Overwatch is first person so the brother wouldn’t immediately recognize the character being played if he was unfamiliar with the game and just entered the room
Gay - the brother watches hentai
You literally see the character in overwatch in the lower left hand side corner.
Most of my time playing OW is watching my killcams, which are third person
Hormones?
This actually happened to me with Jade from Beyond Good & Evil
Mine was loona from helluva boss. I wondered what the fuck this wolf thing that kept cropping up in random places was, then found the show and thought it was brilliant.
Hazbin hotel is also great
I enjoy it, but not nearly as much as helluva boss. It was too much like children's programming, where the solution/chekhov's gun/learning-through-song experience didn't feel like it naturally flowed.
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Examples: Ep.1 of helluva, where moxie debates shooting a family, then the show ends with him shooting the chica after being surprised, chased, captured, and had torture intimated before finally getting his demon dick out and acting like one, didn't feel overly contrived. Ep. whatever of hazbin, where maggie has a sing-dance-fight with the angel weapon wrapped feet and suddenly becomes all able to fight, it just felt cheesy.
I assumed she's from a game, but didnt know the game or her name. All I know is the meme template:
all I know is:
YOU SHOULD'VE PICKED MERCYYYY
You should have been ANY KIND OF SUPPORT
We ended up losing and you got all mad YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW THIS GAME WORKS
Nerf Bastion
You should learn how this game works
It's a line from the song.
yes, so is my comment lol
You know, as soon as I hit submit I was like "that might also be a line from the song" but I was like eh, it's gonna be weirder if they see Deleted lol.
haha it's ok
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